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This is tornado season - a huge wind that appears out of nowhere and creates havoc - sort of like (Jerry Springer).
What a nice day. It`s the kind of day that would make Jimmy Carter want to leave the roof off the house he`s building.
Everywhere you look there is sunshine and warmth. It`s like living in the french fry bin at McDonalds.
Hot? I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!
Even in hot weather (anyone) looks so cool, I turn green with algae.
You know it`s hot when your dog gets a skinhead haircut.
I sweat so much, I had to caulk my armpits.
It`s so hot you could poach an egg in my armpit.
It was so hot at the picnic we had to drink the potato salad.
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